It's a lovely day for Andrew Sullivan to whine

Dear friends,

It seems like every day is a lovely day for conservative liberal gay married Catholic Andrew Sullivan to histrionically whine about one thing or the other, and today is no different from any other day. Sully's target today is (Bishop) Richard Williamson, recently allowed back into the flock by that pimp of all pimps, Pope Joseph "Mad Dog" Ratzinger Benedict XVI. In short, a prominent member of a group of people even crazier and more radical than Ratzinger Catholics (but at least these weirdos- the SSPX- seem more consistently in lockstep with pre-medieval Catholicism, ah, as it should be. They also seem to think the Vatican is Satan, or something, so I'm not sure why he [Williamson] would want to be back in.) Now, he may not be the one most responsible for this, but where's the fun in that, so let's blame Andrew Sullivan more than anyone for bitching about how his blessed One True Church (with whom he agrees on basically nothing except loving that communion wine) is being co-opted by Sully's cartoonishly evil cartoon picture of Benedict the Barbaric.

In this post he joins a chorus of complaints in the past few days since the announcement of un-excommunication (who even knew that was possible?) of fake Bishop Williamson. I guess Sully and this "Shlomo" that he links to are these people who think that all these religions which have fundamentally differing doctrines and agendas but are always looking for "common ground" even though they all know that all the others are going to hell or something. This is of course an extra-specially insidious case since Williamson is a "Holocaust denier" (he basically believes those crockpot documentaries where "experts" go look through the remains of Auschwitz and talk about how "chemical testing" proves there couldn't have been any gas chambers there.) But as with all things Holocaust no one is allowed any subtlety or middle ground and one wishes that the proponents who've made it that way would allow an honest debate to transpire rather than just tar and feather anyone who dissents from the party line (e.g., saying that the number of Jews killed during World War II- while obviously more than the asinine figures 200-300,000 given by Williamson in his Spiegel interview- was probably substantially less than 6 million, a number admittedly made up by Raul Hilberg or someone.) But the squelching of any oppositional opinion, as now transpires, allows dildos like Williamson to go around in his bishopric of exile and sputter and spout his imitations of Ernst Zündel. And that just sends Andrew Sullivan off his rocker all over again, and honestly, who wants that?

At long last

Good riddance to bad rubbish

CNN: The transition from dangerously inept to farcically humorous

Over the past day the Israeli Defence Force has attacked three hospitals in Gaza. Millions (?is that true?) of Americans will turn to CNN.com (as Wolf Blitzer and his incompetent cronies instructed them to do many times during the presidential campaign season even if they were already watching CNN at the same time! What a racket he's got there.)

Anyway, the birds who got eaten up and caused the US Air plane to crash into the Hudson are living up their 15 minutes of page, spewing their charred remains & consequences all over CNN.com frontpage. (This is not only irritating but bad for Brian Paradise's aerophobia, though he is a little relieved that everyone survived a water landing, and that those little inflatable yellow vests aren't just for show!)

After putting on his spectacles and scrolling down the page, your fearless blogger was finally able to find the story about Gaza-- of course there is nothing mentioned about any hospitals in the headline, which reads "Israel intensifies attacks on Gaza City" ("intensifies" is, one must understand, BlitzerSpeak for attacking hospitals and maybe using white phosphorous illegally but who knows or cares?? It's so anti-Semitic to even investigate.)

The Gaza story is ten lines down in the tiny "Latest News" box underneath the plane crash garbage (a survivor called it "miraculous!".. um, the plane crash, not Gaza. Something tells me we're not going to hear a lot from the survivors of the latter. If there are any. And if we do it will be followed by a story three times as long about how some girl in Sderot was "scared.")

Now the best part-- besides the horribly edited Gaza "report" (which cheerleads in the first line about some Hamas figure no one cares about being killed and waits eight paragraphs before mentioning any hospital bombs)-- is the story one above the Gaza massacre: "Iowan: Cold hurts, makes 'skin burn.' "

January in Iowa, who knew it was cold? Thanks CNN, you piece of horse shit.

It's a lovely day for a farewell to a good friend

One of Brian Paradise's best friends is leaving the country for half the year soon, and Brian will probably move before his return, and there will be a farewell dinner this evening at one of Los Angeles' finest cheap Mexican restaurants, La Barca.



But Brian Paradise is not a sentimental man. Let us just say, it's a lovely day!

Until soon,

Brian Paradise

It's a lovely exchange of the day

I sent an e-mail from my new G-mail address (I <3 G-mail!) to the wonderful mother of a very dear friend of my lovely, lovely daughter's. The e-mail read as follows:

Why hello, I'm Brian Paradise, father of M**** Paradise, perhaps you remember me from such features as "The EHS Graduation DVD."

She then politefully responded:

Hi Brian,

It's great to hear from you. D*******[her daughter] told me you guys have moved to the beach - how wonderful. What is up with your family? We don't have much news. I have been volunteering at [an organization] since 2000 and I love it. [Her husband] is still at [company]. My folks are great... But we all MISS D*******. She graduated in May with a degree in Biostatistics and is working for a year at a consulting company in C***** H***. She is applying to grad school for the fall and we are praying for something in the South!!

I think D******* said that N***[my son] had finished Law school and M**666**[my daughter] graduated and was working abroad??
Catch me up sometime and give my best to L***[my wife]

Then she apparently started believing this is not the real Brian Paradise and sent the following:

Bad, Bad Boy

Oh, is it ever a lovely day!

Love,

Brian Paradise

It's a lovely quote of the day

"I hate people who have goals and accomplish them. They're just. No.. no, I hate them. They're just unbearable to be around, because all they can think about is their goals and their dreams and their plans. I hate them."- Devil Slayer

Anti-Zionist/Anti-Israel ≠Anti-Semitic

Not lovely: the intellectually dishonest suggestion that criticism of Israel or its war criminal Zionist régime is "anti-Semitic." If you choose to set up your state as officially Jewish, you may not then label any criticism of your government as anti-Semitic, as simple a solution as that may be.

Tzipi Livni says that "a wave of anti-Semitic attacks" is spreading across the globe, when in reality, the attacks are few and far between - much fewer and farther between, in fact, than dead Palestinian civilians in the eighteen-day assault on Gaza. But Al-Arabiya does a pretty pathetic job of sticking up for them. The only wave which is spreading is one of understanding and enlightenment of the true nature of Israel's brutal, disproportionate, and unnecessary invasion.

Let the histrionics begin

Oh gosh, I know that this sort of violence is bad no matter at whom it's directed. But can we please relax and rest assured that it is not Germany 1939, the only time & place in history most care to ever remember.

Brian the Father vs. Joe the "Reporter"

Okay, Brian Paradise is a little unhappy. It is my first day as a blogger and now I'm reading about another fake blogger, Joe the Plumber, the fakest political pundit ever, going to the Middle East to be the fakest Zionist stooge reporter ever.

Check out this local news report from Montgomery, Alabama's WSFA:



All right, are you fucking kidding me? He's reporting about the "often lost Israel reason for the offensive against Hamas?" Okay, madame, try to think outside your teleprompter and community college journalism degree and resist the urge to decide which Hamburger Helper you're cooking for your "fambly" (as you say) tonight, do you mean the reason that is promulgated from the "élite" New York Times all the way down to your shitty TV station? I wish I could listen to a report about the Israeli incursion/invasion into Gaza "without a politically correct filter," but I guess AIPAC & you see things differently.

Love,

Brian Paradise

The Father enters

Dear friends,

It's been a long while since I've spoken with you, my adoring fans. And now I am doing it right through Teddy Stevens' "series of tubes," or the Internet. I am here to speak of light, life, and, I hope, "Brian" (I mean bring!) a little spark of joy into each and every day.

So, friends, it truly is a lovely day.

Love,

Brian Paradise